you yell at me for eating a single pretzel stick

then you get mad at me for calling myself fat

ugggghhhhh

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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89cats:

Halloween by MAY-tan

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

imorethaneye:

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

I played this game with my high school principle for 4 years.

She gave me the Principle’s Award.

I think I won.

Oh my fucking god.

She was a huge cunt though, I don’t use that word lightly either….

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cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

i just lost my shit

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