you yell at me for eating a single pretzel stick
then you get mad at me for calling myself fat
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
when attractive people say they are ugly
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
I played this game with my high school principle for 4 years.
She gave me the Principle’s Award.
I think I won.
Oh my fucking god.
She was a huge cunt though, I don’t use that word lightly either….